Created, programmed, and voiced by Noah B. Wilson. Music by Noah B. Wilson and Vince Lubinsky.

12/6/18 - New (small) area! Personally, I'm not a huge fan of the map of Kingdomland. I'll admit, it doesn't really offer the fun of "Freeroaming" like I always dreamed of. That's my bad. However, I am opening a new area near Poison Pines which will connect that area to the plains north of the Lava Mines. It will be much faster than going through Skeleton Ridge, but 25 Badges are still required to use it. While the bridge going across the river is Springboard Bridge, this area is actually called Ponch's Pass.
12/5/18 - Forging Ahead with even more new stuff! Mobile Guide and The Nostaglia Queen! There is some light at the end of this production tunnel as my list of updates left to program gets smaller and smaller. A few new things made it in and here they are! First off is the Nostaligia Queen who will now appear on the map! However, she is VERY RARE and hard to find. May only appear four or five times a month. Why? Because she has the rarest of rare armors for sale, seven of which are totally new! I won't tell you all seven (if you really want to know, they'll be on in the Armor Guide soon enough), but they are themed after some nostalgic things (at least for me). There's the Buster Suit, the Turtle Suit, and the Storm Suit to name a few. The second update is the Mobile Guide. I am working on making a mobile site of all the guides, and hopefully adding a few new ones. This link will NOT be available on this site (as of now). You can find the link when you visit a town's library. Right now in v2.4, only Kingdomtown has a library, but soon every town will have one. Sure, you can bookmark the guide on your phone if you want. I'm not against that. Go for it.

11/28/18 - Retro Knight 3.0: The Ad!

11/18/18 - Retro Knight: Arcade Mode to be added in v3.0! Because I can't stop adding new things to the next version... here's another! Arcade Mode will now be added to the main menu. You do not have to log in to play it. In fact, you can't log in. Arcade Mode will give you access to many of the Questermasters' quests to play both offline and online. You will be able to get on the top scores, if you are good enough. Arcade Mode will not let you keep the items you find (hence, not being able to log in and such), but you will be rewarded with Gnit. Gnit will be added to your device and can be claimed when you actually log into the game. This feature will get upgrades as time goes on and new levels are made.
11/15/18 - Retro Knight now has 100 Foods! There's some bragging rights! The new verison will feature tons of new foods, some of which are so rare that you'll only be able to find them in the wild! Level 3 players can enjoy some new treats out on the ocean as well. I will be trying to make a few tweeks so I can open up space to create 100 more later!
11/14/18 - Grudge is now on Facebook! Follow Retro Knight for tips, teases, bonus videos, links to free items, and words of wisdom from Grudge himself!

10/29/18 - LEVEL 3 UPDATE FINALIZED. IN DEVELOPMENT NOW! Orders remastered. 100-Coin Challenges added! Online Guide updated and expanded! Lots of new stuff planned and v3.0 has been plotted, most importantly: The King's Yacht. When you upgrade to Level 3 (availability date TBD), you will be able to sale on the open seas and visit new towns and new islands. There will NOT be any orders out on the open seas because King Kerupt doesn't care about what goes on out there, but that doesn't mean you can't find awesome new stuff and bring back for your standard adventures. Expect Pirate and Sailor themed gear, new enemies, new foods, and way more than I'm prepared to make (but I'll get there). I will try to have this update done before the end of 2018, but there is a lot to do!
10/18/18 - New Level 2 Orders are coming! Top Scores to be reset! I've been working on a few other projects, revamping old games, and getting ready to start a new one too, but I wanted to take some time to get back to RK and update it with some new quests, including the new 100-Coin quests which are actually in the current version of the game (but not active). My goal is to knock out a few new ones and revisit the Orders queue (which is actually not part of the game, so I can updated it any time)! I will also be resetting the Top Scores (not the scores for the individual levels) so that new players can get on board and old, defunct accounts can be unloaded. If you are an old, defunct player, but want your info back on top, just log in and save the game, your name will be re-added. Version 3.0 is getting back on my radar! Stay tunned!

Are you ready for REAL mobile adventure? Welcome to Retro Knight, an action/RPG/sandbox game that offers retro-inspired adventure not found on other mobile games! Play as Grudge, the newest dim-witted knight to be recruited by King Kerupt and General Jerkface, as he starts a quest to not only became the greatest knight in all of Kingdomland, but also to recover the Relics of General Importance and rid the land of monsters. Are you ready to get back to real, retro-powered adventure? Are you ready for Retro Knight?
Go Where You Want! Venture over the countryside at your own pace, exploring where you desire in this free-roaming map full of secrets. There's always something to do!
Set Up Your Own Pad! Buy your own house (or four) to store more items, decorate how you like with a built-in map editor, and even take a nice nap!
Enjoy A Living World! Enjoy a world that operates on a real-time clock! Weather patterns, night/day changes, traveling shops and events, and even sales in select stores!
Do Your Job! Accept daily orders from your King to earn Badges and unlock new, top secret areas.
Be The Best Knight! Compete against other players in high-score specific arcade areas, or simply to see who has eaten the most tacos.
Farm! If you are looking for the simple life, you can buy some land, a small field, and work the land to grow crops! Smart system requires you to take care of your little seeds.
Hundreds of Items, Weapons, and Armor! Equip dozens of different weapons, armors, and equip hundreds of different items, accessories, and magical tools (some of which might have been borrowed from other classic retro games).
A Genre Mash-up of Fun! Pick up arcade-style power-ups to unleash new abilities on the monsters that long to eat you like the Fire Sword or Bottled Lightning.
Visit Many Unique Towns! Shop at over 100 different stories in nearly a dozen different towns!
Bask In Nostalgia! Enjoy classically-inspired elements from retro games like Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Bubble Bobble, Castlevania, Joust, Balloon Fight, Metroid, Mega Man, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Bomberman, and more!
Seriously, you need this game. Hurry up and download Retro Knight for iPhone or iPad, or olay online now on this site! (Flash Player required.)

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